Truthfully, when I became a parent, like most of us, I think, there were things that I could never imagine myself saying out loud. Of course, my child would be perfect and not do the silly things I’d seen children on television do, or heard about from friends. So, DH and I started thinking about the ridiculous things that we’ve said over the course of our three little ones.
1. Don’t put that in your nose
2. Why is there cheese in the tape deck?
3. Why are you eating off the floor?
4. Your brother is not a cat. Stop calling him Catty.
5. Get from under the table. You are not a dog!
6. Don’t eat the play-doh cookies, they’re not real!
7. Please don’t sit on your brother’s, your sister’s, the dog’s head he/she doesn’t like it.
8. Why are you yelling out of the window?
9. No, I don’t want to guess what you’re eating
10. Why are you naked?
I guess that about sums it up. What are the words that you utter that you never imagined you’d say as a parent. Post them in the comments!
